Monday, May 7, 2007

Who has the best stuff in town?








This looks good,,anyone know where?








Do you want the truth about matza ?? Your stomach can't afford not to handle the truth ??

Now that it's a couple of weeks after peasch and due to a minimum amount of noxious gases it's much easier to be around ourselves and other people. Most of our discomfort on peasach relates to eating mostly matza.

So now it's finally time to put on the brass knuckles. Would anyone know, What is the thinnest, softest, crispist (not burned) easiest digestable hand shmura matza on the market ? Also, how many weeks before the chag would be the best time to buy the matza.


In regards to machine matza (regular passover matza, 18 minute or shmura) what is the freshest matza on the market ??

I won't mention the bakery where i went to this year. However let me say a few things. 1) I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EATING CARDBOARD and 2) I truly believe that due to our communal flatulence we are destroying the ozone layer and increasing the ever increasing danger of global warming.

Dear readers, You can help us (and the planet) survive the next peasch. Thank You.

Please comment.

9 comments:

nuch a chosid said...

shoin, and we'all thought you'll be talking about those goyisha mooviez

rebelwithacause said...

Well the best shmur matza I ate was in Belgium, Antwerpen. There is a store called Hershkowitz there, they sell all kinds of good stuff.

Malach HaMovies said...

Nuch,

Nah, that's just my handle. I comment on other stuff as well.

Rebel,

Thanks for the input. But we need some advice for us people living in NYC.

Anonymous said...

shotser matzos treated me well

Jacob Da Jew said...

Where are they located?

(And where is the Malach)?

Rebel withacause said...

Malach Ha Movies, that matza is shipped to the States too. Ahem.

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